You know your from Mississippi.....
*you think potted meat on a saltine is an hor'dourve
*directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road"
*Jack Daniels makes your list of 10 most admired people
*your family tree is a straight line
*you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding
*your Mother has ever been in a fist fight at a high school sports event
*your Dad walks you to school, because your in the same grade
*you consider a 6 pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment
*you have a brother named Bubba, Junior, or Jim Bob
*you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland
*you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls/guys
*your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs
Got this from a post card I found at Walmart.
Family Disclaimer: I'm from GA!, I've been to Graceland back when Elvis was still alive, I don't have any brothers, if we had a front porch and it collapsed it could get 5 dogs not 3, we live on a paved road, if my mama's ever had a fist fight I haven't heard about it, my daddy is in heaven, I know how to use "your" and "you're" correctly ~ evidentally the person who did the postcard did not!