Tuesday, October 25, 2011

You Know Your From Mississippi....

You know your from Mississippi.....

*you think potted meat on a saltine is an hor'dourve

*directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road"

*Jack Daniels makes your list of 10 most admired people

*your family tree is a straight line

*you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding

*your Mother has ever been in a fist fight at a high school sports event

*your Dad walks you to school, because your in the same grade

*you consider a 6 pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment

*you have a brother named Bubba, Junior, or Jim Bob

*you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland

*you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls/guys

*your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs

Got this from a post card I found at Walmart.

Family Disclaimer: I'm from GA!, I've been to Graceland back when Elvis was still alive, I don't have any brothers, if we had a front porch and it collapsed it could get 5 dogs not 3,  we live on a paved road, if my mama's ever had a fist fight I haven't heard about it,  my daddy is in heaven, I know how to use "your" and "you're" correctly ~ evidentally the person who did the postcard did not!

1 comment:

  1. an you-un's all know that hour Diddy dun did grageeated afer we'uns did!
    I don't think Ma ever got in a fist fite neither
    Luv, yer sister


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